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About

Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it. 

After his nationwide critical-smash sellout 2023/24 Tour, Andy is back with a brand-new show. As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live At The Apollo, Mock The Week and his 2025 NextUp standup special.

Age guidance - 14+

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Guide Prices

Tickets - £21.75
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Ticket prices correct at time of listing, but please check the Bradford Theatres website as they may be subject to change

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Map & Directions

Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars

Type:Comedy

Studio Theatre, Morley Street, Bradford, West Yorkshire, BD7 1AJ
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Tel01274 432000

Opening Times

Season (16 May 2026)
DayTimes
Saturday20:00

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A sign for the theatreThe Studio, BradfordThe Studio is a small theatre adjacent to the Alhambra Theatre main house. 

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